Things Learned at the NJ Wrevolt
compiled by Candy, Carol, Eric and Alex
Food is not a necessity; chocolate is.
EVERYONE wants to talk to Alma.
Stan (the Man) is the ultimate party favor.
Just because a Scot is quiet doesn't mean he's not insane.
ALL the MWers look years younger than they are.
The Big Boy Mingo-head is NOT an acceptable cat carrier.
Mothers are sexy.
Nothing will be taken as an insult as long as it's funny.
Virgins are fair game.
Foot massages are very, very, very good things.
If you happen to walk in on two people _really_ enjoying each other's company, have the courtesy to join in.
Straight men can too design clothes.
Entertainment will be provided.
Kittens have claws. Kittens like chasing things that stand up. Wear heavy clothes.
Some people make a special effort to bring Pants; some forget to bring pants entirely.
If you don't know how to give a full-body massage, have the good sense to accept one.
It doesn't take much to excite some people.
Hug often. Hug tightly. Eventually, they'll have to leave.
If you sleep with a kitten, they still won't respect you in the morning.
Single malt scotch. Period.
Macauley Culkin has been cloned. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Privacy? Who needs privacy?
Naivete has a short shelf-life.
Write a sentence. Write another one. Drink something.
Writers don't get drunk; they just forget how to edit their output.