Things Learned at the NJ Wrevolt
compiled by Candy, Carol, Eric and Alex


  • Food is not a necessity; chocolate is.
  • EVERYONE wants to talk to Alma.
  • Stan (the Man) is the ultimate party favor.
  • Just because a Scot is quiet doesn't mean he's not insane.
  • ALL the MWers look years younger than they are.
  • The Big Boy Mingo-head is NOT an acceptable cat carrier.
  • Mothers are sexy.
  • Nothing will be taken as an insult as long as it's funny.
  • Virgins are fair game.
  • Foot massages are very, very, very good things.
  • If you happen to walk in on two people _really_ enjoying each other's company, have the courtesy to join in.
  • Straight men can too design clothes.
  • Entertainment will be provided.
  • Kittens have claws. Kittens like chasing things that stand up. Wear heavy clothes.
  • Some people make a special effort to bring Pants; some forget to bring pants entirely.
  • If you don't know how to give a full-body massage, have the good sense to accept one.
  • It doesn't take much to excite some people.
  • Hug often. Hug tightly. Eventually, they'll have to leave.
  • If you sleep with a kitten, they still won't respect you in the morning.
  • Single malt scotch. Period.
  • Macauley Culkin has been cloned. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
  • Privacy? Who needs privacy?
  • Naivete has a short shelf-life.
  • Write a sentence. Write another one. Drink something.
  • Writers don't get drunk; they just forget how to edit their output.