The Book of Wrevelations

A Pome

His Royal Mysteriosity, Wayne of Lutz, wrote a paean, an ode, a POME, to commemorate this most important of occasions. It follows:

Ode to Chris.tine

Christine, Christine

You is so keen

Ah loves you lahk

Ah loves mah spleen.

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Your hair is purdy

Not too durdy

Your lips is sweet

Like scrapple meat.

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Your snout aint big

Like on a pig

An your eyes ain't beady

Like on a lutefisk, sweetie.

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Fellers treats you like a queen

'Cause they all knows

That Chris Dot Tine

Is smug an' self-congratulatory

An I'd rather spend

Some time in Purgatory

Than piss you off, Christine.