The Book of Wrevelations

A Pome

His Royal Mysteriosity, Wayne of Lutz, wrote a paean, an ode, a POME, to commemorate this most important of occasions. It follows:

Ode to Chris.tine

Christine, Christine

You is so keen

Ah loves you lahk

Ah loves mah spleen.


Your hair is purdy

Not too durdy

Your lips is sweet

Like scrapple meat.


Your snout aint big

Like on a pig

An your eyes ain't beady

Like on a lutefisk, sweetie.


Fellers treats you like a queen

'Cause they all knows

That Chris Dot Tine

Is smug an' self-congratulatory

An I'd rather spend

Some time in Purgatory

Than piss you off, Christine.